Portland, OR

61°?!

IT'S FUCKING ...ALRIGHT

FUCKING NOTHING TO SEE HERE

WHERE?

GIVE ME A

I WANT FUCKING CELSIUS

REMEMBER MY FUCKING WEATHER

THE FUCKING FORECAST

DAY	Wed	Thur	Fri	Sat
HIGH	63	64	72	77
LOW	52	52	50	55
FORECAST	Rain	Chance of Rain	Chance of Rain	Mostly Cloudy

HOLY SHIT! A FORTUNE TELLER THAT DOESN'T READ YOUR PALM WITH HIS GENITALS!