Cincinnati, OH

81°?!

IT'S FUCKING HOT

Lock up yo' ice cream trucks, lock up yo' wife.

WHERE?

GIVE ME A

I WANT FUCKING CELSIUS

REMEMBER MY FUCKING WEATHER

THE FUCKING FORECAST

DAY	Wed	Thur	Fri	Sat
HIGH	86	91	90	93
LOW	61	70	70	68
FORECAST	Clear	Clear	Partly Cloudy	Chance of a Thunderstorm

SHITTY WEATHER ISN'T ALL YOUR FUTURE HOLDS!