Austin, TX

86°?!

IT'S FUCKING HOT

Hot dog weather! Hot everything weather! IT'S FUCKING HOT!

WHERE?

GIVE ME A

I WANT FUCKING CELSIUS

REMEMBER MY FUCKING WEATHER

THE FUCKING FORECAST

DAY	Thur	Fri	Sat	Sun
HIGH	95	91	90	91
LOW	73	70	72	70
FORECAST	Partly Cloudy	Partly Cloudy	Partly Cloudy	Partly Cloudy

ASK A FORTUNE TELLER ABOUT YOUR STORMY FUCKING LOVE LIFE!