Troy, NY

50°?!

IT'S FUCKING ...ALRIGHT

OH NO. THE WEATHER MACHINE IS BROKEN.

WHERE?

GIVE ME A

I WANT FUCKING CELSIUS

REMEMBER MY FUCKING WEATHER

THE FUCKING FORECAST

DAY	Wed	Thur	Fri	Sat
HIGH	75	77	79	79
LOW	46	52	52	61
FORECAST	Partly Cloudy	Clear	Partly Cloudy	Mostly Cloudy

SHITTY WEATHER ISN'T ALL YOUR FUTURE HOLDS!